Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better at using the computer. They had been going at it for days and God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally, God said, “Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take two hours and I will judge who does the better job.”
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They sent faxes.
They sent out e-mail with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards.
They did every known job.
But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.
The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. ! Satan started searching frantically screaming, “It’s gone! It’s all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!”
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours.
Satan observed this and became even more irate. “Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?”
(You’ll love the punch line….)
God just shrugged and said:
JESUS SAVES.
Jesus y satanas estaban discutiendo acerca de quien era mejor usando la computadora. Lo estuvieron haciendo por dias y dios ya estaba cansado de oir todo esto.
finalmente dios dijo tranquilo vamos a hacer un test que nos tomara 2 hras y sabremos quien es mejor
se sentaton enfrente de los teclados y escribieron reportes, hojas de calculo, mandaron faxes, bajaron archivos, hicieron reportes genealogicos hicieron cualquier trabajo conocido en la pc.
pero dies minutos antes de que acabara el tiempo la luz empezo a parpadear y satan empezo a vociferar palabras altisonantes . jesus solo lo veia
cuando regreso la luz ambos reiniciaron su PC
satan empezo a gritar se fue todo se fue todo no hay nada perdi todo cuando se fue la luz
mientras jesus empezo a imprimir todos sus archivos de las ultimas 2 horas
satan obserrvo y se puso iracundo esperen el hizo trampa como hizo eso
dios solo se sacudio y dijo
JESUS SALVO
